The police rounded up three streetwalkers on the same corner and brought them before the judge. "What do you have to say for yourself?' he asked the first.

"I don't know what this is about," she protested. "I'm a college student conducting research!"

"And what about you?" the judge asked the second.

"I'm just a housewife who was out getting cigarettes for my husband" she replied.

He turned to the third woman and asked her occupation. "I'm a hooker" she said.

Impressed by her honesty, the judge asked "How's business?"

"Terrible, your honor! With all of these students and housewives around, I can't turn a trick!"

TODAYS EMAIL FROM "JACKMASTER", PARTS UNKNOWN:

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY AREN'T YOU UPDATING THE SITE ANYMORE? IT'S BEEN CLOSE TO A WEEK! I NEED MY BOOBS MAN!"

MONKEY SPANKERS REPLY:

"I MUST APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT, IT HAS BEEN A ROUGH WEEK AT THE MONKEY SPANKER HOUSEHOLD. NOTHING I WANNA GET INTO HERE, I AM BACK AND ADDED SOME MOVIE GALLERIES AND A FEW FREESITES TODAY. IF YOU GO TO WWW.GETFLESH.COM/GETFLESH/ YOU WILL FIND A LOT OF OTHER FREE PORN ALSO. IT HAS A LOT MORE CATEGORIES THAN YOU WILL FIND HERE BUT THE BOOB STUFF IS PRETTY MUCH A RERUN OF WHAT YOU SEE HERE WITH SOME DIFFERENT CONTENT. I WILL TRY TO STAY ON TOP OF THINGS FROM NOW ON. ENJOY!"